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Jerky Distributor Wanted (Colorado)
Date: 2009-08-10, 11:39AM MDT
Reply to: ehgolf82@aol.com

Gourmet Jerky at its best! Very established comany. Part-Time, commission only, slow starting income..... but unlimited income for the right person. Email me for details.... Eric Hasty at EHGOLF82@aol.com.

* Location: Colorado
* Compensation: commission only
* Telecommuting is ok.
* This is a part-time job.
* OK to highlight this job opening for persons with disabilities
* Principals only. Recruiters, please don't contact this job poster.
* Phone calls about this job are ok.