Funny things he says

I've been writing funny things the kids say in a column on the left, but then I realized that I'm not saving them anywhere and I don't want to forget. So now I'm going to randomly post them on the main page so I can keep them.

Daddy, I love you more than the whole earth and the whole sun.

Look behead of you. It's another tree. (Makes sense. Behind. Between. Behead.)

I'm just prekidding.

I can't see. I need to get the 'noculars.

When I grow up I want to spend a lot of money on a monster truck that drives through the mud. And I'm going to wear a black suit and a helmet that covers my face to keep me safe. And, Mommy, when I grow up, you can ride in my truck too, but you have to wear your helmet.