Mrs. McScrubie?

We received this - whatever it is - from a friend as a hand-me-down from her three boys. I raised an immediate eyebrow, lacking any sort of tact, and she laughed and said she knew it was wierd but her boys loved it. It's essentially a stuffed doll with a weighted bottom so that no matter how hard you knock it or toss it, it will eventually return upright. Only the arms offer any type of singular movement, I assume for the purposes of saluting a senior officer. It has since become a staple of the bottom bookshelf where I often use it as a weighty bookend. Occasionally Sawyer has a staredown with the thing before he knocks it aside to get at his books. Or he will sometimes watch warily while I obtain great pleasure from knocking it around. But I have yet to proclaim that he "loves" it, or even really cares about it. I am finding, however, that it is slowly working its way into my psyche. What IS it? afterall. Man? Woman? Chipmunk? I am assuming that it must be of the female persuasion due to the pouty lips, shapely eyebrows and rosey cheeks. But what's with the short white hair? Perhaps she's a senior citizen swabie? I've decided this thing must have a name. Any suggestions?